01REELS / WATCH
The Money Kitchen
Beautiful pastry. Uncomfortably honest business advice. A little dopamine with your unit economics.
“This croissant has more layers than your business plan.”
ALLISTAIR HAS A LITTLE BUSINESS PROPOSITION.
Stop
overthinking it.
AI can help you make something useful.
Someone still has to buy it. Let’s start there.
Get the free Money MenuSeven ideas.
You only need to try one.
You only need to try one.
Real skills. Small offers. Absolutely no rented Lamborghini.
A SMALL PUBLICATION WITH ULTERIOR MOTIVES.
ON THE HOUSE$0YES, REALLY.
THE FIRST TASTE IS FREE. YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS.
THE MONEY MENU / FREE DIGITAL GUIDE
Take the menu.
Do something with it.
Seven offers, a way to choose, and your next 72 hours. Short enough to finish. Specific enough to begin.
A NOTE FROM ALLISTAIR
“I’m going to show you the funnel
while you’re standing in it.”
I make business ideas entertaining. Then I give you the practical part. Then, yes, I offer to sell you something. You can see the whole menu before you order.
Allistair02 / THE DAILY PROGRAMMING
Four kinds of
organized nonsense.
The joke brings you in.
The useful part gives you a reason to stay.
02CAROUSELS / SAVE
Boring Business Bureau
One real buyer. One annoying problem. One useful offer. The paperwork behind a business you could actually start.
“The money is in the thing everyone keeps putting off.”
03REELS / PARTICIPATE
Allistair’s Idea Court
Bring an idea. Get a verdict: proceed, pivot, or park it. The joke gets a laugh. The next step earns its place.
“That’s not a business yet. That’s a logo with expenses.”
04BREAKDOWNS / LEARN
The Receipts
The offer, the page, the experiment, and what actually happened. We show the funnel while you’re standing in it.
“Attention is lovely. Show me what happened after it.”
XY TALENT / THE FIELD GUIDE
You
Probably
Won’t
Do This.
THE PRACTICAL PART
OF THE WHOLE SCHEME.
OF THE WHOLE SCHEME.
03 / THE $27 BOOK
Now you know what to do.
Let’s spell it out.
The free Money Menu helps you choose. This is the next part: turn that choice into a clear offer, a useful sample, a conversation with a buyer, and work you can actually deliver.
- Seven scoped service playbooks
- Offer, outreach, and handover templates
- Reusable prompts with a human quality check
- A seven-day start and a 30-day plan
- The numbers you actually need to track
$27 USD / DIGITAL EDITION
26-page digital PDF. One payment. Full refund on request within seven days. Offer details. No income promises.
04 / WHEN YOU WANT ME INVOLVED
A verdict.
Or the actual build.
For serious ideas and businesses ready to act.
Start with a clear question and a realistic budget.
THE BUSINESS VERDICT
One hour.
A clear next move.
A 60-minute working session with the real person behind Allistair. Bring one business idea or one decision you need to make.
- A focused pre-read
- A proceed, pivot, or stop verdict
- Written priorities and a 30-day action plan
$1,000 USDBooking opens at launch
BUILT WITH XY TALENT
Let’s make
the thing work.
A defined implementation project for your business: a funnel, a workflow, or an automation with a proper handover.
- Written scope and milestones
- Tested delivery and acceptance criteria
- A defined support period
From $10,000 USD / PROJECTProposal after fit review
Builds are scoped projects. Ongoing services require a separate agreement. Third-party costs and exact timelines are set in the proposal.